"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
I love you.
Oh I love you back!
I love you also, bono.
Bono's wife (grumbling):
I love you too.
*the rest of U2 comes from behind the wall and starts playing Vertigo*
I hate this and also everything.