Can you define me in a word.

At first I was like no, then I was like "oh" and now I am all go.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via warrior-angel-of-sanity)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via starkandbark)

(Source: weeniethebear, via jacusza)

what-id-wear:

What I’d Wear : The Outfit Database

(source : My Showroom )

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via givemeallthebaconandeggs)

Perfect.

washingtonpost:

Journalist 1: There’s only one cupcake left. 

Journalist 2: Perfect. There’s only one of me. 

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via dangstraightomiekate)

suicideblonde:

Bill Murray on the set of Fantastic Mr Fox

suicideblonde:

Bill Murray on the set of Fantastic Mr Fox

(via dangstraightomiekate)